He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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