I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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