What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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