That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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