you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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