Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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