OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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