Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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