When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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