The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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