Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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