Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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