We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
