...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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