i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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