Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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