Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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