hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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