I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Soap is not a condiment
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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