Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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