I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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