Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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