lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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