That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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