I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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