they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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