last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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