just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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