Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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