It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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