So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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