UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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