I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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