if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize
