Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense

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(586): View more from Michigan

I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events

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(907): View more from Alaska

Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?

(773): View more from Illinois

Responsible fail?

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(425): View more from Washington

its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"

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(909): View more from California

I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?

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(607): View more from New York

Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again

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