Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Everything about him screamed your future.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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