My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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