I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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