Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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