Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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