Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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