I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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