I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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