? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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