I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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