I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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