You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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