So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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