yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
