As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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