His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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