when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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