And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He passed out mid-signature
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
