Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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