worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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