I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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