he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
