The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I can't put those talents on a resume
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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