singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Say something about gay babies.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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