Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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